There's a school very close to my house. It's a popular school franchise, with branches all over India. This particular branch has a pretty small compound and the building has a Shivalingam on the roof- a HUGE one.
Me and my roomie Hosku(No, that's not her real name) were returning home tonight. When we passed the school, having studied in a school, college and university with HUMONGOUS campuses, I remarked:-
Me: How can you have a school with such a small campus??!
Hosku: How can you have a school with a penis on its roof?
And you said?
Penis on the roof makes for easy identification(of the school ofcourse) but depends on the size again :DReplyDelete
Hosku??? Among a gazillion other names. Trust you to come up with random names and you come up with the trumps every single time. Cannot forget SRINGO :D
Ur roomie is either Dumb or Ignorant or may be BOTH..!!ReplyDelete
hahaha penis on its roof.. is that for real?? haha she's funny :P ..ReplyDelete
*Still laughing* :D
Penis on its roof! hahahaha! :D
i sooooooooo wish Lord Shiva reads this. Long time since Tandava happened u c.ReplyDelete
Ha, ha :) Actually, I have heard that the Shivalingam is a representation of the male and female creative energies (linga and yoni). Shiva and Parvati. The unavoidable equality. So your friend was partially right.ReplyDelete
@PeeVee: Nothing! What CAN I say?! :D But I'm still laughing.ReplyDelete
@AS: Ah, so you recognized the school. :)
Heh. Only I have the license to call her that. :P And I still think Sringo suits you well. ;)
@Kanthu: Oyi! Watch what you say about my best friend. It was just a joke. No need to get so hyper over it.
@confusedsoul: You do know what a shivalingam symbolizes, right?
@Roro: Aha! Of all my posts, you chose to comment only on this one?!!:|
@kalpak: If Shiva is really like the one on the cover of 'The immortals of Meluha", then I wouldn't mind dancing along with him.
@Keirthana: Yup, that's what the Shivalingam symbolizes. And that's why she said that. :)
What!! Hahahaha. :D :DReplyDelete
For me, both are very disturbing. How do we expect to bring up "citizens of tomorrow" without giving them all around development!! :\ReplyDelete
i like yr roomie's sense of humor...;-)ReplyDelete
lol ! Rather preposterous to actually choose the phallus symbol for a Shivalingam.. God know what our ancestors were thinking!ReplyDelete
yeah! we live in a world ruled by smileys! :P :D
aaaaan..nice nick name that be..!!ReplyDelete
i also want something ooo like that :D:D
ok m mad :P
ohh yess..the lingam symbolises that..:)
but y lingam on roof ? :O
why not on ground ? :O
m still laughing :D
ROTFL :D :D hmmm... penis on the school roof..!!! quite interesting.. actually from her point of view :P wonder if she is wonder if penis was on the roof...where is the vagina ?? college ?? :D hehehehheheheheheReplyDelete
and seriously.. HOSKU ???? HOW ON EARTH DID IT STRIKE YOU ???
@Srinidhi: I cannot imagine my kids studying in a school with no compound. Simply unacceptable. Children need to run around a play!
@Rahul: Ah, yes. She has quite many gems like this. :)
@Bhargavi: The phallus and the base actually symbolize the perfect harmony of man and woman. If you've noticed, the base of the shivalingam has a sort of gap at one place. That is said to symbolize the vagina.
@Paanipuri Lover: Oh I'm a smiley-slut too. :P
@Superrrnickkk: Hosku is short for something actually, which is part of her name. :)
PENIS ON THE TOP!!BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOReplyDelete
Of course I do, but putting it that way sounds super funny :PReplyDelete
@Red Handed: :PReplyDelete
@Confused soul: True, that. :P
oh jeez! i didnt realise that you are a woman! LOLOLLLL!!ReplyDelete
or are you?
shit! this is prolly the most zombied comment ever!! :D
and dood, your roommate is hilarious! :D
@Express: Erm.. yes. I am a girl. :/ReplyDelete
oh what-d-hell, Cheers!! :)
:D super roomie you have!ReplyDelete
hehehehehheh .... i loved your friends retort :D .. seriously is that for real ...hehehehe ..ReplyDelete
I'm 'phall'ing off laughing...ReplyDelete
can't stop doublin' over over the name 'hosku'... :P