September 8, 2011

Undetectable Extension Charm*-ed

A guy’s wallet
Cash, a photo of mummy-daddy/girlfriend/wife/best friends/god/self, one or two receipts, ID/credit/debit/visiting cards, a condom (or so I've heard), .

A woman’s handbag
Wallet(with cash, cards, passport-size photos, five years-old train ticket, an old sim card, corrupted memory card, an earring without its pair, keys to desk, photos of gods) , emergency sanitary napkin, bank passbook, cheque book, phone charger, headphones, a small diary, big diary, notepad, an audio cd, two pens, old phone that doesn’t work anymore, two hairclips, a hairband, toothbrush, hand sanitizer, soap strips, kajal, moisturizer, shampoo sachet, wet wipes, hair serum, spectacles case, lip balm, a pack of tissues, a stole, handkerchief, foldable hairbrush with mirror, ID card, a small idol of Lord Ganesha, papers of undefined usage, Disprin tablets, umbrella, house keys, another small purse with visiting cards and letters.

Or maybe it’s just my bag…

*Remember this, from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows?

31 comments:

  1. omg- el-o-el-
    true true that-
    btw hello=)

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  2. Lol... Hmmm... No arguments...!!! Well... In fact This proves my theory that if at all you are stuck in north pole with nothing but a woman's handbag.. You can still survive...!!! :D:D

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  3. Your handbag's content description reminds me of one episode of FRIENDS wherein Phoebe Buffay's handbag has the most random stuff ranging from one shoe(from a pair) to a gold fish in a plastic bag filled with water.

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  4. You've just listed out almost every single item in my wallet and handbag, including the old sim and corrupted memory cards. Lol, I thought I was the only messy one.

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  5. You know I've always envied Hermione and her bag.. No bag is ever big enough for me 'coz even if i buy a bigger bag, i jus seem to keep filling it with more things!

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  6. @fatima: Hello there. :)

    @superrrnickkk: My old boss, a guy, had once taken a look into my bag and asked me bemusedly "Do you carry your home around with you in your bag?"

    @nikhimenon: :)

    @Atrocious Scribblings: Every time I watch Phoebe pull all that stuff out (Ross' expression is priceless), I start laughing, then remember my own and shut up. :/

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  7. @Sumitra: I sometimes have to sit on the steps outside my house for five-ten minutes, just to be able to dig out my house keys. :/ And in that process, end up messing everything up! Gosh!

    @TheGirlAtFirstAvenue: Exactly. When I read the book the first time, the first thought that entered my mind is "Wow, imagine actually owning a bag like that. Wouldn't that be cool!"
    And this is inspite of changing to a smaller bag! Imagine what my bigger bag must've been like!

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  8. kya yaron kya tho bhi lekhe na aap!!how true pakki!!!

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  9. So much for sanity :o

    are girls that cleanliness freak? ~_~

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  10. @rjpraveen: :)

    @shashank: Cleanliness has nothing to do with it. This is more like 'Paranoid about getting stuck somewhere without something'. :/

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  11. Hoooww true! Except the medicine part everything is thr in my purse!
    :P

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  12. OMG and I thought it was only me! :p
    So sooo true ^_^

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  13. Rofl, I don't carry handbags yet so I won't know but judging by my friends and aunties/mummies bag, true only! :D I have a chapstick and a little diary in my bag, bas oh and of course books! :P

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  14. Hahaha! More than Hermione's, this bag reminds me of the bag that Robin carried to Marshall's dad's funeral in How I Met Your Mother.. :D

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  15. :P We should be sisters in some birth.
    Either we'll kill each other or we'll end up breaking records for being the awesome-st sisters ever:D

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  16. I was going to comment about Hermione's bag when I noticed you'd already mentioned it :D

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  17. Why give yourself all the trouble of carrying a handbag ?

    A caravan would do ideally for all your needs ! :-|

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  18. @Red Handed and Blahblaholic: Hehe :) Hi-faive, ladies!! :D

    @DawnZhang: EVen when I used to carry a backpack, I had pretty much all this stuffed in it. The kind of bag deosn't matter to me. :P

    @Loony: I haven't seen that episode yet. Why, what's it about?

    @Priyanka: First we'll break records, then we'll kill each other. :D

    @Sushmit: Hehe. :P

    @Shobhit: Do caravans come in trendy desings and styles? Do they come in a variety of colours and colour combinations? Can they be carried on your shoulder all the time?
    I rest my case. :)

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  19. ROFL!!! XD XD I feel pretty normal now.. heeehee.. It always feels good to know that the species I belong to has not yet extinct :D like you, I ALWAYS get to hear that if am carrying my home around.. :P sometimes I feel like santa claus with the HUGE bag.. and I will add few more things; nail cutter, nail polish, deo. My mom is an extra bit.. she will add "an apple, a guava" to it :|

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  20. Hahahaha... Good one..
    Guess this is why no one should check a girl's handbag. He/she would die of checking :P

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  21. SO so true.. Five year old tickets i can show u a bunch of them in mine :) and woman u have some talent, was laughing my ass off after reading the bodyguard post. will keep and eye out for more..

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  22. is it a handbag or a wardrobe..??

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  23. i always had a lil hunch women carry a LOT of things in their bags.boy WAS I RIGHT!

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  24. @Ananya: I used to carry biscuits and water bottle also. But then if I was going for a movie, they would frisk my bag and take them away, and later on, I would forget to collect it. So I stopped taking those with me. :/

    @Deepthi: Oh seriously. If a guy checks our bag, they'll be checking for eternity. :D

    @Aparna: Thanks Appu. :)

    @Kanthu: It's a lot of things. Even I don't know what all. :/

    @maniac.hunter: Hehe. :) Glad I could clear your doubts.

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  25. Ha I can imagine the look on the person's face when they check your bag :P

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  26. Hey! That could totally be my bag! Coz of its contents not the bag itself!

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  27. @Prathm: :D SO if anyone ever asks you what you carry in your bag, just direct them to my blog. :p

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  28. hey xome on! 'THIS' is exactly why we are better at enduring pains than the guys! :D

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  29. @Akila: Egjaktly. You should see my biceps now. It's because I lift so much of weight! :P

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