Ek fairness cream jo sab kuch karta hain.
Ha, sab kuch. Aapko gora banata hain, jawaan banata hain. Ghar saaf karta hain, barthan dhotha hai, kapde dhotha hain, khaana banata hai, jhaado-poncha martha hain, baccho ke sussu-potty dhotha hai, subah-subah aapko neend se jagaatha hai, aapke liye chai-naashta banata hai. Raat ko kahaniyaan bhi sunata hai. Zaroorat pade tho khujli bhi karke deta hain.
Aapka fairness cream kya karta hain?
Do you want it to be translated into Inglees? Alright then.
A fairness cream that does everything.
Yes, everything. It’ll make you fairer, make you look younger. Cleans your house, washes vessels, washes clothes, cooks, does sweeping-swabbing, cleans your kid’s sussu-potty, wakes you up in the morning, makes chai-breakfast for you. Tells you stories at bedtime. If required, it’ll do scratching also for you.
What does your fairness cream do?
P.S 1:- No, haven't gone bonkers. Have you seen the new Olay fairness cream ad? If they make anymore fairness creams, all Indian women are going to look like ghosts.
P.S 2:- Please go read this lady’s blog if you haven’t yet. Very different, very funny.
Just love this song.
Edited to add: Yippe! The Youtube thingy works! Thanks, you guys! :)